World's Coolest - The Office - Dwight Talking Keychain

Perfect for any Under-Mifflin Paper Company super-fan

Features six classic phrases from your favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager, Dwight Schrute! 

"How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, instable."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."

"Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors."

"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."

"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

2 AAA 1.5 v Batteries included

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

AGE: 8 and up